November 2010
When you tell a Tumblr joke to your real life...
Everyone is like But you’re like And then you realize that they’re like So you go all And everything after that is just
When white people say they need lotion
I hate when I talk to my Mom...
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
“Since 1973, abortion has reduced the black population by over 25 percent.
You...”
– blacksurf (via thehuskybro)
we are going to get hype,lol
Starr and I are going to be like
Then Gerard is going to be like
