May 2013
It's sad.
When you try to pick up a conversation with someone you haven’t talked to in a while and used to be close to, but you notice that they don’t make any effort to talk to you and just push you further away to the point where you realize that things have changed and it’d be probably better to let go. People come and go, sadly. Even the ones you thought you’d never lose.
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– (via fashionfeast)
just-invincible:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
“What I hate is ignorance, smallness of imagination, the eye that sees no farther...”
– Egyptian Book of the Dead (via de-licacy)
icecoldnukacola:
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The...”
– Robin Williams (via thewastedgeneration)
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
Levels of Blackness
youngblacksamurai:
yungtoothpic:
quixon:
thighabetic:
thetallblacknerd:
Before we begin, let me explain to you the levels of Blackness
This is a black person at their normal state
This is to go a level beyond black or Black2
And this…THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^ SHHHHHH, Akon is sleeping.
masturbation time, good night ya'll .
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
wreck-it-rogers:
The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
herondalely:
we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend...
feefeeri:
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without...
govinduhh:
can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
termsofenragement:
Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
rabioheab:
i don’t mackle enough i need to mackle more
revivingpeeta:
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
